Renowned Kenyan comedian Flaqo has opened up on his first relationship and how it broke his heart.
Taking to his social media, Flaqo advised his followers to stay single if they were not at peace in their relationships.
According to the comedian, his life was ridiculous with money and when he was broke and struggling as an artist.
“I once posted this, my life is ridiculous. Money or not ata alone if it gives you peace of mind. Wacha mambo mingi also lacking money as a man can make you go through bulshi**. Avoid stay sane,” he shared.
He went on to recall how his first girlfriend cheated on him with a celebrity and cursed his humble beginnings.
He later learnt that the celebrity she picked over him dumped him after two weeks.
“I have had some really crazy experiences. My first girlfriend dumped me for a Kenyan celebrity in 2016 because I was a struggling artist. She said she cheated because I was struggling and I’m not a help to her. The celeb dumped her after two weeks. She told me she cheated with a celebrity out of fantasy and I will never be a celebrity, and her words never fail to come true. She literally cursed me and said I will never ever be famous when I was really struggling to get my art out there. Well, so she cheated because to her I was a ‘loser.’’
He continued to reveal that he found love for the second time but it did not last since his ex chased him out of her house and recalled selling clothes with her from hostel to hostel, but he embarrassed him and asked him to pack up.
“This second girl I dated for three and a half years kicked me out of the house because I had no money and nowhere to go. I had to be taken in by my homeboy. She threw my clothes outside I later found out she had found a guy with some little money. I remember struggling to sell clothes with her from hostel to hostel: she threw my suitcase outside. I was too embarrassed to leave, so I begged her to let me stay the night because I did not know where to go. She let me stay but said I disgust her, and she can’t share the same house with me, so she slept at her friend’s, and I stayed overnight. I barely slept I kept pacing up and down the whole night. I was so embarrassed. Neighbours from the plot were laughing at me, so I woke up at 5 am and left with my clothes in a sack because the zip tore when my bag got thrown out,” he shared.
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Talking about his third girlfriend, the comedian narrated how he found her cheating on him with one of his close friends and ended things with her.
His fourth relationship, a recent one, ended but did not provide many details about it.
“Then my 4th, after four years of dating, well, it ended.”
